"On April 1st, the people who run your favorite websites take the opportunity to "play pranks" on you by making their sites more difficult to use.

The degree to which this is funny is inversely proportional to how many sites you've been "pranked by" so far that day. If you only visit one website a day, April Fools' Day on the web can be a delightful experience." --

Awww, come on --Dad, at the end of every episode of 24

Only in America would a device capable of launching rivers of fire at people be less regulated than marijuana. --Robert Evans